What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.