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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"