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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.