What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.