What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin