What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.