What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.