What is round and hates French people?

The World.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian