What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

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What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.