What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!