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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!