What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....