What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet...