Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How does the china man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What do two Wrights make?

A plane