What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving.. **The cops**

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.