What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

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American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.