What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.