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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What's better than honor?

Inner

New Mexico Jokes More New Mexico Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?

Kindergarten dropout.