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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who?

Buddyfingers!