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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.