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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.