What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!