What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer