What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden