What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.