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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.