What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end