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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position?

Tight end

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)