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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.