What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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What do a black person and a bike have in common?

They both don't work without a chain.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!