What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"