What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's even more impressive than a talking dog?

A spelling bee!

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!