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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback