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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.