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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH