What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.