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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.