What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.