What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...