Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do lesbian couples do once a month?

Finger paint.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...