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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.