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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.