Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

What do you call 100 cows masterbating?

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

Because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.