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What do you call 100 cows masterbating?

Beef Strokenoff

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.