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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.