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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!