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Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Broomstick Jokes More Broomstick Jokes

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Commando Jokes More Commando Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.