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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.