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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Well Grip Jokes More Well Grip Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Commando Jokes More Commando Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.