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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?

She calls the flying squad!

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.