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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Please answer before my wife gets home!

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An elephant with spare parts!el

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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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His mom.