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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit