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What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.