What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit