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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit