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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.