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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.