What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.