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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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How do introverts feel within society?

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What did the mod say when he was wrong?

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How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.