What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this