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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.