What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!