What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan