Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
What Ketchup
You give her a test-tickle.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
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She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
Kick the alter boy in the chin)
Because she keeps running away from the ball
She ran away from the ball.
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
