Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Someone is lying.
Because she can't stand up.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
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She was charged with rustling!
One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone
Cold ones!
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
He parked at a parking!
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.