Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They both lie about their emissions.
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
3.99 a minute.
A coup.
Kathmandu.
Because it's on the house.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
