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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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At least one group can grow a beard.

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Bye Son (Bison)

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He spent all day on the web.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

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Some adults like lawyers.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.