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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys