What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Where is Pinocchio's website?

On the splinternet.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys